No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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