I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
