At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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