Well apparently he's into motor boating.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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