So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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