i can't believe i had my finger in that
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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