no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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