Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My liver is preforming stress tests.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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