Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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