But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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