If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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