kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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