are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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