i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he fucked my hip out of place.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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