One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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