If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Do vagina's smell?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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