Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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