roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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