The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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