I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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