guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
People with herpes should wear stickers.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
try to milk me bitch
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