your thong is hanging out like whoa
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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