I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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