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you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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