I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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