It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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