Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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