whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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