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Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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