You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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