ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.