do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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