Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.