I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS