who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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