I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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