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we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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