Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Sext me about skeletons
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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