Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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