He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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