Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
