yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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