Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish you could order shots online.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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