well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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