Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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