i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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