It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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