think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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