1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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