But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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