do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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