I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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