My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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