I'm gonna have a badass scar
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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