But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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