There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.